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Jon T's avatar

Mangled massacre

Met Mitty at the Meat Meet

Muscle memory

Honeygloom's avatar

Love this! I am always team alliteration.

Caro Henry's avatar

Cobwebs cling to bone

A dank cellar, butcher’s keep

Where his bloodlust grows

Honeygloom's avatar

Hmm... what kind of beast is lurking? Very cool image🖤

ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

Haiku ----

“Lovely time of year

For a woodsy meat and greet,”

Said the starving bear

Honeygloom's avatar

I love it!!! I decided a long time ago that when I’m ready to die I’m going to go out into the forest and hug a bear.

Honeygloom's avatar

I just really want to hug a bear... but I also know it will be the last thing I ever do🤷‍♀️

ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

I just wrote a sonnet about meat on my 'stack. These are my favorite lines, though sorry not in haiku form...

Roots, ribs or rice, no one cares what you eat

Ignore all the tasteless scolds when they bleat

About canceling the scourge known as meat

For those who cheered the turn of the food screw

Prepare for spice, you’re first on the menu!

Honeygloom's avatar

No apologies necessary. I love a good sonnet🖤 I do have to warn you though, this vegetarian will not go down easy😏

ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

As long as no one forces their choices on anyone, I'm good....

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Honeygloom's avatar

All butchers should be required to speak in haiku. This is so unexpectedly lovely.