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By morn, these sirens

Caused as many sour heart breaks

As they did boat wrecks.

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I love it! Such beautiful, tusked maidens of the sea🖤

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I was trying to figure out how to say that they inspire sailors to sobriety the next morning, but I couldn’t squeeze it in lol

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Young male feels threatened

Researchers approach to tag

Growls, grunts, barks, charges

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That would be truly terrifying🖤

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Did he bury Paul?

Fake clues on a 45

"I am the walrus."

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Kookoo ka chu

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