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Alas, the boy was

Doomed. Who names their kid Holly

Jolly-Christmas-Jones?

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At least he can go by Chris? Poor thing, 😂

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They said he was the

Jolliest of all of them

After a bloodbath

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Bloodbaths are so relaxing. I love both ways you can read this!

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And don't forget about bath bombs! They seemed like a good idea, until the explosion...

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What could go wrong? 🤔

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"Ho, ho, ho....I am DEATH!"

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This is such a great image! I’m picturing the Grim Reaper with Christmas lights wrapped around his scythe. So good🖤

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Merry masks decay

A rictus grin, sharpened teeth

St. Nick’s manic laugh

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I love this, I go through the same transformation everyday after I leave work. 🖤 Also rictus is high up on my list of favorite words.

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You get your jollies

From taking apart dollies

Shish kabob the heads

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Ngl, that does sound kind of fun. I love where you took this!

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Through the black and snow

Emerges Jolly Ol’ Nick

Gasping, anguished bellows

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I love this 🖤 there are so many ways it could be interpreted and they’re all awesome.

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Feminists demand

Santa hire more young women

That’s why he’s jolly

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Jolly is the one

Who slaughters his enemies

And drinks from their skulls!

💀

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Confirmed, do this every morning and I feel great!

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