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Leigh Parrish's avatar

Alas, the boy was

Doomed. Who names their kid Holly

Jolly-Christmas-Jones?

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Honeygloom's avatar

At least he can go by Chris? Poor thing, 😂

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Olivia St. Lewis's avatar

They said he was the

Jolliest of all of them

After a bloodbath

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Honeygloom's avatar

Bloodbaths are so relaxing. I love both ways you can read this!

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Olivia St. Lewis's avatar

And don't forget about bath bombs! They seemed like a good idea, until the explosion...

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Honeygloom's avatar

What could go wrong? 🤔

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David Perlmutter's avatar

"Ho, ho, ho....I am DEATH!"

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Honeygloom's avatar

This is such a great image! I’m picturing the Grim Reaper with Christmas lights wrapped around his scythe. So good🖤

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Caro Henry's avatar

Merry masks decay

A rictus grin, sharpened teeth

St. Nick’s manic laugh

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Honeygloom's avatar

I love this, I go through the same transformation everyday after I leave work. 🖤 Also rictus is high up on my list of favorite words.

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Jon T's avatar

You get your jollies

From taking apart dollies

Shish kabob the heads

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Honeygloom's avatar

Ngl, that does sound kind of fun. I love where you took this!

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Sean Thomas McDonnell's avatar

Through the black and snow

Emerges Jolly Ol’ Nick

Gasping, anguished bellows

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Honeygloom's avatar

I love this 🖤 there are so many ways it could be interpreted and they’re all awesome.

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ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

Feminists demand

Santa hire more young women

That’s why he’s jolly

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erniet's avatar

Jolly is the one

Who slaughters his enemies

And drinks from their skulls!

💀

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Honeygloom's avatar

Confirmed, do this every morning and I feel great!

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