Golden apple tossed,
The judgement of Paris made,
Ruined Ilium.
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Golden apple tossed,
The judgement of Paris made,
Ruined Ilium.
I was so stumped for a minute because I forgot Troy was called Ilium and was like тАЬruined pelvis? Wut?тАЭЁЯШВ
My idiocy aside, this is a brilliantly concise retelling. Really very impressiveЁЯЦд
ThatтАЩs why itтАЩs called тАЬThe IliadтАЭ ЁЯШВ
You must have missed the post where I described my brain as the backseat of a tweakerтАЩs car, because otherwise this conversation would make perfect senseЁЯШЭ
ЁЯШВ