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Prehistory is

Terrifying. Glad these things

Have mostly died out.

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Who even knows given how little of the ocean we’ve explored…

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Better nuke the ocean to be sure!

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😂

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Bigger is not better monosauras

Ratchet wrench socket mouth

Could not open the door ,

Timed out of existence.

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Haha, I love the phrase “timed out of existence.” It’s a succinct way of putting it. Well done🖤

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For the love of God

I just escaped from those sharks

Can't a fish just swim?

What a silly name

For such a giant terror

Odd choice of last words

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😂 I love the desperation in the first one. Really great🖤 As for the second, Mosasaurus means “Lizard of the Meuse River” apparently🤷‍♀️

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Mono a mono

A Sore-ass Hoffmanneater

An abysmal bite

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Haha! Fantastic! I love how you played with it🖤

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Sorry mosasauras

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Our day will come.

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