R.I.P. Phantasma
My car and I have been together for a while now. She’s pretty cute. I call her Phantasma and she has pink led lights in her cup holders (I don’t know why, she just came that way).
Unfortunately, she’s probably dying. Maybe. We’re not sure what’s wrong yet. But car medical bills are apparently not covered by health insurance, no matter how much you love your car, or how cute her cup holders are. I’ll spare you the grisly details (so much fluid), but I’m running a sale to help cover the costs of this tragic affair.
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Gee, I thought this was a joke at first. Our car is 20 yrs old. No LED lights in the cupholders, though. And so far the medical bills have been manageable.
A dying car can bring much grief.