January 23 - Yeti
Glacier lurking beast
Stalking prey through driven snow
Fiercer than blizzards
I can just imagine getting glimpses of this beast through the storm 🥶😱
Does something follow
Between the ice, gales, and snow?
Or do your eyes lie?
🙈 So much anxiety, I love it!🖤
Monster lurks in snow
Eyes glowing, coveting my
Red Yeti tumbler
Haha, he’s like “Where’r my royalties!?”
Right?
Man I hope I live to see the day where there’s a Yeti in court delivering a cease and desist to a major corporation.
The Abominable Snowman.
Rawr.
Yeti Bear! Didn't see that one coming.
********************
Save yourself a trip
Wanna hang with a yeti?
"Wii** Ski," Deer Run slope
**Wii is a fully-owned trademark of Nintendo Corp. ClownWorldShakespeare has received no payment from Nintendo for this haiku. (Though that doesn't mean he didn't try!)
Never hurts to try😌 Also fake skiing with Yeti sounds fun tbh.
Best Wii game if you've ever played. It's an Easter Egg, so it's a surprise when you find the yeti.
he walks among us
shaving his hairy armpits
clogs the drain like dog
Glacier lurking beast
Stalking prey through driven snow
Fiercer than blizzards
I can just imagine getting glimpses of this beast through the storm 🥶😱
Does something follow
Between the ice, gales, and snow?
Or do your eyes lie?
🙈 So much anxiety, I love it!🖤
Monster lurks in snow
Eyes glowing, coveting my
Red Yeti tumbler
Haha, he’s like “Where’r my royalties!?”
Right?
Man I hope I live to see the day where there’s a Yeti in court delivering a cease and desist to a major corporation.
The Abominable Snowman.
Rawr.
Yeti Bear! Didn't see that one coming.
********************
Save yourself a trip
Wanna hang with a yeti?
"Wii** Ski," Deer Run slope
**Wii is a fully-owned trademark of Nintendo Corp. ClownWorldShakespeare has received no payment from Nintendo for this haiku. (Though that doesn't mean he didn't try!)
Never hurts to try😌 Also fake skiing with Yeti sounds fun tbh.
Best Wii game if you've ever played. It's an Easter Egg, so it's a surprise when you find the yeti.
he walks among us
shaving his hairy armpits
clogs the drain like dog