You just reminded me of an old chestnut handed down in my dad's family about a guy named Dunderbeck who turns all the animals in his neighborhood into sausages via his machine.
I have a flash piece in the same vein. I wrote it after a guy came driving through our neighborhood one day with two freezers strapped in the back of his pickup. One freezer had FRESH painted on it, and the other had MEAT. He said he’d been killing off the neighborhood turkey flock and had more than he could eat. I’ll have to post it this weekend.
When I was 9 and 10 was when both Muller and Edmund Kemper were active; I remember the adults always wanting to know where us kids were, especially the girls because of Kemper.
Yikes, I’ve heard stories from older women I knew when I lived in Utah about Bundy. And I guess being a single woman I’m always, careful, but I don’t think there’s ever been an active serial killer near me.
You just reminded me of an old chestnut handed down in my dad's family about a guy named Dunderbeck who turns all the animals in his neighborhood into sausages via his machine.
No way! I’d love to hear the story!
I have a flash piece in the same vein. I wrote it after a guy came driving through our neighborhood one day with two freezers strapped in the back of his pickup. One freezer had FRESH painted on it, and the other had MEAT. He said he’d been killing off the neighborhood turkey flock and had more than he could eat. I’ll have to post it this weekend.
Bone saw, meat grinder
Essential tools for killers
Also acid helps…
I feel like body disposal is what ends up tripping up most killers. You’ve got a good list here, I think you deserve the Helpful Horror Haiku award🥇
Fun fact...Herbert Mullins was voted "Most Likely To Succeed" at my high school (although I was a baby then)....
The earthquake guy? Hey, he succeeded as far as he was concerned 😅
When I was 9 and 10 was when both Muller and Edmund Kemper were active; I remember the adults always wanting to know where us kids were, especially the girls because of Kemper.
Yikes, I’ve heard stories from older women I knew when I lived in Utah about Bundy. And I guess being a single woman I’m always, careful, but I don’t think there’s ever been an active serial killer near me.
This is true!😂
I thank (or maybe blame?) society for this award...😁
Oh definitely blame 😂
Acid -- Are you talking about killing or a Dead show?
Either...though Hydrochloric acid was what I was thinking...too many syllables though...
What did the Dead Head say when the acid wore off?
"Man, this band sucks!" 😂
Hilarious! I have a sonnet about meat I'm gonna post later today. I wrote it a few months ago.
Definitely looking forward to this 😂
It's up.... I'll be back for some more haikus next week, I hope. Gotta recharge the batteries.....
Have a pleasant recharge!
Grind, grind, grind and stuff
A mystery meat surprise
Potlucks are so fun!
You can almost sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" to this one! 😆
Ha! You can! And now I have an idea for my next company potluck...
Season to taste and serve hot!☠️