March 18 - Harpy
A lady most-fowl,
Wing'd, talon'd and beak'd,
Learn'ed in squawk-speak.
Haha! Love it! Excellent punning🖤
Boring Vengeance jobs
Carrying men to judgement
Eat this gent instead.
Who doesn’t love to nibble a gent every now and then?
Shame you can't do different fonts here. So I'm using ALL CAPS instead.
Harp: musical TOOL.
Harpy: shrill, NASTY woman
Herpes: nasty tool.
😏 I see what you did there. Nice breakdown.
Yeah, it's silly.
That was my second one. This was the first I came up with:
Got a hernia
Chasing those harpies. When caught…
…they gave me herpes
😂 Oh dear.
In the shadowed woods,
Harpyia's screech pierces night,
Wings silent in flight.
Mountain peaks so high,
Harpy claws grasp destiny,
Storms whisper, she flies.
Beneath moon's soft glow,
Harpyia's eyes, fierce and bold,
Guard secrets untold.
I can see every stanza of this, so we’ll done🖤
Thank you. 🙏
A lady most-fowl,
Wing'd, talon'd and beak'd,
Learn'ed in squawk-speak.
Haha! Love it! Excellent punning🖤
Boring Vengeance jobs
Carrying men to judgement
Eat this gent instead.
Who doesn’t love to nibble a gent every now and then?
Shame you can't do different fonts here. So I'm using ALL CAPS instead.
Harp: musical TOOL.
Harpy: shrill, NASTY woman
Herpes: nasty tool.
😏 I see what you did there. Nice breakdown.
Yeah, it's silly.
That was my second one. This was the first I came up with:
Got a hernia
Chasing those harpies. When caught…
…they gave me herpes
😂 Oh dear.
In the shadowed woods,
Harpyia's screech pierces night,
Wings silent in flight.
Mountain peaks so high,
Harpy claws grasp destiny,
Storms whisper, she flies.
Beneath moon's soft glow,
Harpyia's eyes, fierce and bold,
Guard secrets untold.
I can see every stanza of this, so we’ll done🖤
Thank you. 🙏