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Lover of Venus

You made Vulcan a cuckold

Can any blame you?

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Mars is so brooding and manly. But then Vulcan can’t have been a weakling…. Venus just likes her fun I guess😂

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Vulcan was crippled when Jupiter threw him off Olympus; he walked only with the aid of two metal men he made.

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Disabled and weak aren’t the same ya know.

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I do...just saying his lameness might have been a reason for Venus to fool around...though mostly it was probably just because that's what Greco-Roman gods and goddesses did...😂

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Hell everyone in the pantheon was a lech😋

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Yup...even Vulcan; he was also a god of male fertility...😂

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Famous Face of Mars…

...shouts: “Your orbit ain’t all that!”

Freud: “Venus envy!”

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Sheer genius😎

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Amazing.

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Men and rats succumb

Marveling armies run scared

Mars angry, ruin set

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Awesome image! Can see Mars standing on a hilltop with people scattering below him.🖤

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She took the Mars bar

A token given in peace

All her fight left her

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If she ate the Mars bar, she might've gotten her energy and fight back...

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🤣 I did think about that.

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Awesome! That would probably work for me too😅

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Mars, lover of Venus

Two sides of a coin they are

Passion and fury

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Ha! That's kind of where I went too!😂

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Mars goads, stirs their war:

For every drop spilled today,

Gallons tomorrow.

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