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Kent Peterson's avatar

"This tree is with me."

said the Lorax with an axe.

The loggers moved on.

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Honeygloom's avatar

Love the Lorax! 🖤

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ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

“I’d like that axe, please”

“Long handle or short?” asked clerk.

“No, I meant the soap.”

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Honeygloom's avatar

Best to not get confused... could be dangerous.

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ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

AKA Axe Body Wash!

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ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

Hmm, not sure. I've heard worse!

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Rebecca J. Gomez's avatar

Your haiku made me laugh. Here's mine. I bent the syllable rules with this one.

Woodcutter hunts

leaving the woods behind him

seeking fresh prey

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Honeygloom's avatar

Ha! I’m glad you liked it.

Yours is very chilling. Such a thirst for blood that he must leave his home, that’s so scary.

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erniet's avatar

okay just one more...

Axe murderer? No.

I would have used a hammer

If available...

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Honeygloom's avatar

Ok, now I’m thinking about pros and cons of killing someone with an axe vs. a hammer. What have you done to me?😂

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erniet's avatar

Double bitted axe

No recovery needed

Just a good backhand....

Thunk is the sound heard

When the edge bites deep and wide

Still unsatisfied...

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Honeygloom's avatar

Just let the axe carry you around in a dervish. Love it! Love the description in the second one, two. I can almost feel it.

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Buck Weiss's avatar

Whistle while I work.

The joy of a camper's screams.

Run, Run, Run, Swing, Swung.

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Honeygloom's avatar

Fantastic 🖤You know what they say, find a job you love...

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Honeygloom's avatar

Gross, I have no idea what’s going on, but I love it all the same. You have style, sir. 🖤

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