November 3 - Axe
"This tree is with me."
said the Lorax with an axe.
The loggers moved on.
Love the Lorax! 🖤
“I’d like that axe, please”
“Long handle or short?” asked clerk.
“No, I meant the soap.”
Best to not get confused... could be dangerous.
AKA Axe Body Wash!
Hmm, not sure. I've heard worse!
Your haiku made me laugh. Here's mine. I bent the syllable rules with this one.
Woodcutter hunts
leaving the woods behind him
seeking fresh prey
Ha! I’m glad you liked it.
Yours is very chilling. Such a thirst for blood that he must leave his home, that’s so scary.
okay just one more...
Axe murderer? No.
I would have used a hammer
If available...
Ok, now I’m thinking about pros and cons of killing someone with an axe vs. a hammer. What have you done to me?😂
Double bitted axe
No recovery needed
Just a good backhand....
Thunk is the sound heard
When the edge bites deep and wide
Still unsatisfied...
Just let the axe carry you around in a dervish. Love it! Love the description in the second one, two. I can almost feel it.
Whistle while I work.
The joy of a camper's screams.
Run, Run, Run, Swing, Swung.
Fantastic 🖤You know what they say, find a job you love...
Gross, I have no idea what’s going on, but I love it all the same. You have style, sir. 🖤
"This tree is with me."
said the Lorax with an axe.
The loggers moved on.
Love the Lorax! 🖤
“I’d like that axe, please”
“Long handle or short?” asked clerk.
“No, I meant the soap.”
Best to not get confused... could be dangerous.
AKA Axe Body Wash!
Hmm, not sure. I've heard worse!
Your haiku made me laugh. Here's mine. I bent the syllable rules with this one.
Woodcutter hunts
leaving the woods behind him
seeking fresh prey
Ha! I’m glad you liked it.
Yours is very chilling. Such a thirst for blood that he must leave his home, that’s so scary.
okay just one more...
Axe murderer? No.
I would have used a hammer
If available...
Ok, now I’m thinking about pros and cons of killing someone with an axe vs. a hammer. What have you done to me?😂
Double bitted axe
No recovery needed
Just a good backhand....
Thunk is the sound heard
When the edge bites deep and wide
Still unsatisfied...
Just let the axe carry you around in a dervish. Love it! Love the description in the second one, two. I can almost feel it.
Whistle while I work.
The joy of a camper's screams.
Run, Run, Run, Swing, Swung.
Fantastic 🖤You know what they say, find a job you love...
Gross, I have no idea what’s going on, but I love it all the same. You have style, sir. 🖤