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ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

(Burrr… lap)

Icy grey dawn jog

Spandex and cotton too thin

Brrr! Another lap!

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Another creative take! I love how your brain works.

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Dec 1, 2023
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ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

One more:

Wrap roots in burlap

Make sure soil is firm but moist

Plant tree, enjoy, live

**or alternate ending:

Plant tree, enjoy, prune!

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As a huge tree fan, I really love this one 🖤

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It’s probably for the best. You can’t have your victims causing trouble.

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Honeygloom's avatar

Very dark, I love this🖤

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Honeygloom's avatar

Scarecrows are one of the few things that actually give me the creeps. I read the story “Harold” from “Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark” when I was a kid and it still kills me to this day.